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Monday, February 28, 2005

stress and nostalgia. rambling.

for some reason (well, for several reasons), i'm feeling incredibly stressed out and also nostalgiac today.

first stress.

1. i had a long conversation with my parents yesterday (after only a few hours of sleep, which only made it worse) in which they repeatedly tried to 'motivate' me to find a job, figure out how to graduate, etc. things i've already been worrying about, but they made me worry even more about them, which i think just paralyzes me more because i'm too stressed out to be productive.

2. i can't figure out how to graduate. i wrote someone for help. i don't know if it'll work.

3. i can't figure out how to find a job. i took down the phone number of my old high school, so i guess i can call them, but first i have to figure out how to add 500kc to my cell phone so that i have enough minutes to call them. also, the internet keeps freezing. i almost started crying in frustration in the study abroad office.

4. i had a dream about my ex-boyfriend last night. he was in prague, living with a homestay family. 'WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? WHY DON'T YOU GO AWAY?!" i asked him, but it didn't really matter because he was here and he wasn't going away.

5. i can't figure out where to go for spring break or how to get there. i want someone else to do it for me, but then i'm worried that i'll have to take a bus to bulgaria, which would take so long. i'd rather take a train, but i can't figure out how because the internet keeps freezing. my parents want me back here on the 2nd (my dad's birthday!) when they get here, but this is very very inconvenient as it is the saturday before spring break ends and who will i find to travel on a bus back from bulgaria with me and cutting a few days off their spring break? (i don't have class till tuesday.) i'm not doing it alone. i'm not leaving anyone alone in bulgaria either. and it wouldn't really be worth it to travel all the way to bulgaria for a few days. but it would also be a shame to let the opportunity to go to bulgaria pass us by. oh yeah, by the way, i think we're trying to go to bulgaria for spring break.


okay okay. i love love my parents. they try only to do good things for me. but sometimes it works better than other times. right now i feel simultaneously guilty and paralyzed and stressed.

now nostalgia.

1. i had a dream about my ex-boyfriend last night. that'll always do it.

2. i've been listening to music that makes me think of sunshine.

3. i've been trying to graduate, which requires some e-travelling around the UT website.

4. my friend eddie's still here. he's from austin. i love austin. maybe i ought to just go live there for the rest of my life. no no. it's not where i'm meant to be

5. i had a long conversation with my parents last night. i love them. and i also miss dog.


i'm realizing that i think i need to end up somewhere sunny. although the other night i had an opposite realization and that was that i loved snow and felt like i needed to live somewhere where it snowed. maybe i just need to constantly travel.

i want some chocolate. bad. but i vowed to go one single day without it, because i haven't yet.

more on snow: i really have never so peaceful as walking through the snow alone after dark. no footprints yet. big fat snowflakes hitting your face very cold, but also you are warm enough because you're dressed appropriately. snow on the statues and on the churches to make them prettier and also covering all the ugly cars and store signs that are the only things that make prague less beautiful. prague in the snow is probably more beautiful than most other beautiful things. being alone in prague in the snow is probably more awesome than most other awesome things.

Friday, February 25, 2005

the reason i've not been writing is...

... simply...

berlin.

it sucked something out of me. it wasn't a bad place to be, but it felt so empty and it filled me with emptiness. it hit me when we were on a walking tour (that we managed to sneak on to for free) and the tour guide showed us a monument where all the students burned books in the 1940's. the monument was invisible because it was under a tarp behind a fence because they were doing construction. we were near another old building that we couldn't see behind fences and tarps. the tour guide said that the monument, which was basically a depression in the ground with books in it, was a symbol of the void left by the destruction of the books. void. berlin is a void.

when i'm in prague i feel like i'm full of life and emotion. sometimes i'm happy, sometimes i'm depressed, but i'm always looking around in awe, picturing who was here before me and why. when i am in prague i want to write blogs just to get everything that gets into me here (the history, the impressions, etc.) out of me and turn it all into something. berlin had the opposite effect.

i had fun there, i don't want to give the wrong impression. i'll get to the fun later. but i need to continue with the walking tour.

we went to this gray little plot of dead grass and stood on the sidewalk beside it. the tour guide said "beneath us is hitler's bunker. it is where he committed suicide with his wife at the end of world war ii." i looked down and i saw my feet, and below my feet i saw the sidewalk, and below the sidewalk i saw nothing. we may as well have been inside a classroom, for all i felt standing there.

when zdenek takes us on walks and he shows us, for instance, the cafe that mozart frequented, i see mozart walking in, or pounding on the door early in the morning drunkenly demanding entrance. i see it.

in berlin, we walked all around the east and west side. (now i'm on the east side of the wall. now i'm on the west side... unintentionally making a mockery of all the people who were trapped for so many decades.) we walked around the street where hitler lived and worked. i thought 'i, as a jewish person, could not have walked here six decades ago,' but all i felt was 'cold, gray, empty.' the ghosts of my people swarmed around us in berlin, but i couldn't feel them like i do here. they've all come here to prague, maybe. it's so much nicer here.

i think part of the reason berlin felt so empty is because it was so badly damaged in the war and all the buildings are new. but it really went beyond the aesthetics. and it wasn't that empty, people-wise. i don't know how to explain it. i've never not felt as much as i didn't feel there.

i'll move on.

what was fun about berlin. well, i learned a lot, of course, about the history of berlin. it really made me want to learn more. i think it sparked rhys's interest even more than mine.

the people of berlin were the friendliest people i've met here. germans would see us looking confused on the s-bahn (that's the metro) and would just come up to us and take us where we needed to go. one girl, lina, heard kelli and darling talking and came up to them and very animatedly declared her love for americans. she had lived a while in ohio and thought that it was absolutely the cutest thing ever how americans tried to party and tried to say that gutteral ch sound and failed to do both. she was on her way to a date she didn't want to go on, so she agreed to meet us later by the metro and take us to a club. boy did she take us to a club. it was the biggest club i'd ever seen and it was jam-packed with germans. germans dancing to reggae, germans dancing to salsa, germans dancing to 80's music, germans pole dancing in leotards (this one woman was so strong! i couldn't take my eyes off of her!). turns out ronen (our new york friend here) is a terrific dancer, so i danced with him all night. then schuyler lost 300 euros. he handled it pretty well though, and the trip was fun.

we also went on a pub crawl (earlier in the evening) because they said we'd get free alcohol and we had no idea what else to do. it was crazy. they weren't joking about the free alcohol. that's probably all i should say about the pub crawl. i managed to find some greasy french fries with sriracha sauce. yum.

my favorite part of the whole trip was probably the stanley kubrick museum. my face was about a foot away from alex's costume from a clockwork orange, the 'born to kill' helmet from full metal jacket, the final picture w/ jack nicholson from 'the shining,' more costumes from 2001 and barry lyndon and spartacus. dude! i was in heaven. for those of you who don't know, i've always had a series of obsessions in my life starting with alice in wonderland, then piers anthony (the fantasy writer), then the beatles, then stanley kubrick, then evolution, then videogames, then playing guitar, then lord of the rings. if i talk about kubrick i will become so sad at my inability to express the intensity of my passion for his films that i'll have to end this blog, so i'll move on.

the train on the way back was another adventure. we had to sit on the ground by the wc for a few hours. schyler fell asleep on my arm and rhys ate a banana. ben showed us his chest hair and likened himself to don juan demarco. i stared at my journal and tried to write, but was too full of the emptiness to get out anything more than "berlin is a void."

i feel like i'm healing now, though, because prague is the magic land. eddie from austin is visiting, and he's just such a delight to have around. rhys made the best pasta sauce i've ever consumed. i ate a whole jar of nutella. we have no hot water so i didn't shower for almost a week and then i finally just took a cold shower. the ghosts upstairs have quieted down a little.

we just went on another walking tour with zdenek, who is like our mr. miyagi. we crossed the charles bridge and saw where st. nepomuco (i have no idea how you spell that) was thrown off. we saw a statue of the saint who became sainted because he killed his son and then was murdered in a monastary. we saw where the heads of 27 rebels were put on display for years. we saw the statue of the man sticking his hand up a girl's skirt (to represent human sinning). we saw the john lennon wall. but the highlight of it all was the church with the crazy baby jesus who owns more gowns than scarlet o'hara. there was an exhibit of his collection of bejeweled gowns. it was insane. there's no other word. then the priest at the church noticed our group and wanted to give us gifts. what he gave us! each of us received an original piece of african artwork made of butterfly wings glued to look like tropical birds. it is one of the most beautiful things i now own, and a gift from a kind priest in a crazy church in prague.

things are going pretty alright right now. rhys seems to be really getting into living here in prague. i think berlin was good for both of us in this way. even though we had a good weekend, we were happy to get home! eddie is fun to have around. i've received some pretty valentine's day gifts from will, which made me blush terribly. i think i am not going to be able to find a job. but maybe that'll be fine. i am happy to be here.

okay. over and out.

Thursday, February 24, 2005

Gulu Gulu

Before I came to Prague, I was convinced it would be easy to find a job. A couple of months before we left, Nicole talked to her friend Eddie, who said he found a waiter job within a week after moving to Prague. My sixth day in Prague, I thought, well, tomorrow I will have a job. Thats what happened to Eddie, after all. A day went by, however, and no job. Three more weeks went by, at which point I should have had four jobs, but still, no job. Then Eddie comes and stays at our place this week, and after a couple of days, he has already found me a (possible) waiter job.

Its at Cafe Gulu Gulu, a French Italian restaurant in old town, about a five minute walk from our apartment. I stopped by yesterday and immediately had an interview. They were looking for someone who speaks English and has experience as a waiter. Knowing Czech, French, Italian, Spanish, and German is helpful but not necessary. In the interview, I was able to drop a little French for the owners, which made them like me slightly more. My English was good enough for them, and I lied about having experience as a waiter. They gave me a menu to stúdy and told me to come in today for an audition.

I was pretty nervous last night and this morning. Handing out plates to customers at Casa de Luz could hardly be called waitering experience. I just never thought of myself as a possible waiter before, so I figured it wasnt in me. Sometimes I have this irrational fear (redundant since there is nothing to be afraid of, and so all fear is inherently irrational) that I can never learn any new skills, and can never do a job that I havent already done before. Even the prospect of cooking at Angelicas Kitchen, a restaurant not at all unlike Casa de Luz (Rachel and I even baked some desserts from their cookbook while volunteering at Casa), seems like something Ill never be able adapt to, since its new. The only thing that gave me hope today was Nicoles golden amulet, which she let me borrow for good luck.

I was at Gulu Gulu today from 11:30 until 3, and about half way through, I felt elated, knowing that I could be a real life waiter. It was so easy! All you have to do is seat the customer, give them menus, put their orders in a computer, take their food out to them, and then take their money and give them change. Granted today wasnt busy, and I had a relatively short shift (normally waiters are there straight from 10 am until 11 pm), but I was really happy at how naturally it came to me.

The arts editor for the Austin Chronicle once wrote a one act play about waiters complaining about annoying customers who tip badly. But at Gulu Gulu, the customers are really nice, and they arent even supposed to tip, so I would have nothing to complain about. Or write about, though I dont think I would ever want to write a play to complain about a job, even if I were a waiter who was badly tipped.

I used to look at waiters and think, "How do they do that??" Well, now I know! I even got a free cheeseless pizza to boot! (get the pun? pizza is considered Italian food, and Italy is shaped like a boot.) The only downside is that I wont know for a week if I have the job, so I have to keep looking. What if I get to be a waiter, though? I just wont be able to believe it. Me, a waiter!

Wednesday, February 23, 2005

Brown slush

Nobody told me that snow could go this bad. Actually Jon Foy did. I still stand by snow, however, and my memories from yesterday are my evidence. Last night I spotted five more snowmen, and two police officers, a man and a woman, spinning around, laughing, and holding each other, giddily in love. Eddie, Nicoles friend who is staying with us for a couple of weeks, saw someone throw a snowball at the back of a police officers head in Old Town Square. The cop and his partner turned around, and the snowball fight of the century began. For my part, I tried to throw a snowball at a statue of Jesus Christ suffering on the cross on Charles Bridge. You cant fight City Hall though, and even though the statue was just a couple of feet away, I missed wildly. I took this to mean that I shouldnt be throwing snowballs at a defenseless Jesus.

Tuesday, February 22, 2005

Snow

Ive never been happier in Prague than I have been the last two days. Maybe it was the despair and vast emptiness of Berlin (Nicole and I will blog more about Berlin later), which proved to us that Prague is home and we should never ever leave, but probably its the snow. Yes, it snowed in Berlin, as Nicoles ankle warned us it would, but not like this. Berlin was cold and the ground was hard and uneven, and I still have a slight limp from walking around there.

Its not cold in Prague, at all. It has to be around 60 degrees fareinheit here. But its snowing none the less, just because Prague knows its supposed to snow. Its snowing here more than ever, not a blizzard or anything, just slow and steady, and it keeps building up on the ground, layer after layer. After layer. Nicole will have more to say about that, BTW. Adults are running around like little children who have never seen snow before. Dont people here have to work? Some little kids threw a snowball at me and laughed. I was too distracted and ignored them, but if that happens again, Ill throw a snowball right back. Ive seen two snowmen so far, one in the middle of old town square, and a tiny one on a bench. Wish I had a way to put photos in this library computer.

The thing that makes me really happy, though, is wandering around the streets alone at night, just thinking about stuff, and taking notes. I am going to do that just about every day now, I think, or at least every day its snowing. There are hardly any people on the streets at night. Its just empty and beautiful and dark and snowy.

I emailed my friend Nick, who I think works at two magazines in Stockholm, and he said I could visit him in Sweden. I would probably go in May, after our time is up. Nick is pretty much the last friend I have from my pre Austin days, and I havent seen him in a long time, so I am really excited about that. I really hope Sweden still gets snow in May.

"Language barriers are just that," some guy was telling me when I said it was hard to find a job without speaking Czech. "A barrier."

When I worked at Casa de Luz, and one of the cooks who didnt speak English needed me to do something, they would say something in Spanish that was meaningless to me, while they pointed at something, which, coupled with my experience of generally what happened in the kitchen, told me exactly what I needed to do. Thats why I never bothered to learn Spanish. Maybe I should have learned anyway, so I could have understood what the Guatamalan cooks were laughing about all the time, but I liked having the responsibility of conversation off of me, so I could just daydream.

Yesterday, Nicole and five of our friends got back from a weekend trip in Berlin. At the train station, there was a recorded voice that was ceaselessly speaking to everyone in German. This must have been very important information, since the voice over the loudspeaker never let out so much as a giggle, but whatever it was saying, we didnt appear to need. We got where we needed to go anyway. In line for a crazy German dance club that I opted out of last minute, some German guys tugged on the flaps from my hat that cover my ears and, while laughing, said some things in German to me. "I only speak Czech and English" I told them. Of course they missed my joke and heard "I only speak English," which is the truth anyway. "Surprise, surprise" they mocked back. Then they started making fun of me in German. I couldnt understand what they were saying, so I just shrugged. Im happy and back in Prague (home again after a strange weekend in that alien world!), so what they were saying cant have been all that vital.

Today the train on the way back from the American Express office (attention travelers, do not get travelers checks!) was fairly packed. I sat on the end of the bench, next to a woman in a puffy white coat with light brown hair, lots of makeup, and a face that some would consider fairly attractive. Someone sat down next to her, shoving her against me. She turned her face, putting it pretty much in my face, and said something in Czech. Of course I had no clue what it was, but I did the only possible thing she could want from me in that situation. I slid down the last half inch that remained between me and the end of the bench. This satisfied her. By the time the train stopped next, Id lost track of whether that was my stop or the next stop was. After the doors had been opened for a while, the voice from the speaker on the ceiling intoned, "Stara Mestka," I bolted upright and walked out the door. The woman in the puffy coat must have thought it was weird that it took me so long to realize that I was at my stop, but it didnt matter. She was out of my life forever.

Today, while checking my coat and bag with the lunch lady like coat lady, she handed my bag back to me in refusal. I looked at my bag, saw the only thing that could be wrong, and brushed the snow off of it. She then happily hung it along with my coat.

Im fairly certain Ill never learn Czech.

What I like about being in foreign countries is that I can daydream all the time. Reading Kundera (just finished the joke which was in some ways even better than the unbearable lightness of being) is making me think all novelistlike. Today there was a large old man in front of me on the escalator, and I noticed that his coat was too big for him. That seems like a detail that a novelist would attach a lot of significance to. Pretty pointless, though. Ugh. Tomorrow, I need to put my daydreaming on pause and write up a "CV."

Friday, February 18, 2005

quickly

we are at a hostel in berlin. it is rhys, darling, kelli, schuiller (pronounced skylar), ronen, ben, and myself. today we saw the berlin wall and also a stanley kubrick museum. we are going out later tonight. okay i have to go.

Thursday, February 17, 2005

I didnt find the Brothers Karamazov. I knew it was too good to be true. It was in Prague 6, way beyond the end of the Metro Line. I got remarkably close, finding Robin Oil, a landmark I saw on the Mapy.cz map, but then I found myself walking on a highway with nothing promising in sight. I went home glorifying the play to myself. It had to be pretty much the best thing ever. Im sure of this now. I wonder what the Grand Inquisition scene was going to be like. Probably like nothing human eyes have ever witnessed. I bet they would have used dry ice or a smoke machine to make it all mysterious. I could have been a changed man, if only Id left a little earlier!

And then today, I was supposed to have that 3:00 job interview. It was at Cafe Louvre, just a block away from Tesco, the everything store that is about 15-20 minutes from our apartment by walking, even shorter by tram. I left the apartment around 2:15, just to make sure I would get there early. I got on the first tram I saw, figuring that just about everything goes to Tesco, and that if for some reason that one didnt, I would just get off and walk to rest of the way. Well, it didnt, go I got off at a weird stop, and walked, sure that just about every road led to Tesco. Really, its impossible not to find the place even when you arent trying to go there. Ive been there 20 times and have never had a problem finding it. And yet, this time, when it really counted, when people were waiting for me, and might have a job for me, I couldnt find it. I jumped on another random tram and got even more lost. At 3:10, I was still wandering. I sent Natalia an apologetic text message, and was ready to go home and jump out my window, this time for real. I was pretty sure that I no longer deserved to live. On the other hand, with the snow and everything, the jump wouldnt be fatal. At worst, I would be paralyzed. At best, I would hardly be injured and would feel like my bruised bum was punishment enough and I could move on.

Then, miraculously, as one is bound to do after walking around Prague for long enough, I found Tesco. Went around the corner to Cafe Louvre and I was 25 minutes late. Amazingly Natalia had waited for me, and I actually managed to make a good impression on her and the manager of the restaurant to be.

Librayz closing. GOing to berlin with Nicole this weekend

Wednesday, February 16, 2005

Brothers on the horizon

Tomorrow I have a job interview, with an Italian restaurant that does not yet exist. The woman on the phone sounded French, and was very direct and demanding. So far Ive managed not to let her down. I am meeting her tomorrow at 3 at Le Louvre. The cafe, not the museum. Hearing French here is comforting, even though I dont really know it at all. Its at least more familiar.

Im off to see The Brothers Karamazov in Czech. The play, not the book. This could be the most miserable experience of my life. It will probably inspire me to turn inward and do a lot of thinking at least.

The weather is here, wish you were beautiful

I stole the subject from the Mr. T Experience.

The weather is perfect. Its snowing, and its not even cold! I almost didnt wear a coat, because its warm enough and so I wouldnt have to deal with the coat ladies, but it always gets colder here. For some reason, the mornings are warmer than the afternoons. It stopped snowing for now, but at least there is snow on the ground again.

Snow is typical of the layers here in Prague. There is snow, but then you dig past that, and you are at cobblestone. Then, did past that, and youll probably find yourself in a centuries old synagogue. Keep digging, and you will find yourself in the core of the earth, which is very much like the Charles Bridge, the philosophical core of Prague. Keep digging and you will find yourself in Australia, just like all the Australian expats who find themselves here. Layers, man. Prague is all about layers.

Okay, that was my poor imitation of Nicoles brilliant entry about the layers in Prague. Shes been here for less than a month, and already she can articulate this city better than most of the people whove lived here all their lives, Kundera included. They probably speak Czech better and know how to get around, but they dont know Prague like Nicole. Man, that was easily the second best entry here on Prague Blague. The first would definitely have to be Nicoles "PS" about how great I am to live with. Here I am writing about soccer playing Chimpanzees who drink beer, and Nicole is laying out the very essence of Prague while dashing off emails and reading Kundera and having symbolic sex dreams and learning ballroom dancing all at once! Shes a talent, that one.

So now I am going to try to be all sophisticated too, and write about the opera, that thing I went to after writing my last entry. I got all dressed up in a full suit and tie (thanks to Thift City and Nicoles grandpa), though my shoes had to be my tattered New Balances, since I must have decided that dress shoes would take up too much precious cargo. What a sight I was in the library before the opera! Half the people here had never seen anyone look half-way decent. They must have thought I was some sort of alien.

I got in for free, thanks to Nicoles program. Hannah and Kelly and all them signed up and then skipped out, leaving all these extra tickets for me and the students who didnt sign up. And boy, am I glad I got in for free! I mean, it was great. It was operatic and beautiful, and how art should truly be, it made me smarter and more cultured, and all that. But now I see why everone hates opera. It truly is boring. I know, I know, boredom is a state of mind, and its always your own fault if you are ever bored. But that doesnt give you an excuse to be as boring as you want and then place the blame on everyone else if they want to leave. Being boring is not a virtue in itself, even if it has positive consequences, like forcing people to turn inside their minds for entertainment, and think new thoughts, and have ideas, and so on. I definitely thought a lot during this opera, so for that I thank it.

This opera was Dvoržaks Rusalka, based on the Hans Christian Anderson tale that inspired The Little Mermaid. And now this is my first problem with opera. It is supposed to be adult and mature, yet it is almost always based on a kids story or a childish myth, and has nothing to do with adult problems, or real tragedies. Operatic singing is very passionate and expressive, but its wasted if its about how the moon is out over the ocean, or how poor pale Rusalka is doomed because she wants to be a human and she is destined to be a sea nymph. Just like in kids stories, the characters here fall in love right away for no reason, and out of love for no reason too. This was explained more than shown. Like Roger Ebert has said about many movies, Rusalka talked about what was going to happen, it happened just as talked about, and then they talked about what happened. Which makes me wonder why Žednek felt compelled to tell us the entire plot beforehand. The opera itself tells us the entire plot in the beginning!

The only other opera I saw was based on Hansel and Gretel, called Babes in the Woods. Another kids story presented in a format that only adults are patient and silly enough to tolerate. I feel like operas could be good. I like listening to Verdi, actually, so maybe those are actually about something real. I feel like the form has potential, but I kept comparing Rusalka to Rhys-Joe productions past and future, and in every way it came up short. The blocking was horrible. There were minutes at a time where one person would be on stage alone, hardly moving. There were also minutes at a time when the same line of dialogue would stay on the screen ("Alas, Alas, Alas, poor, pale Rusalka!"), which makes me think maybe the translation was bad. The music was fine to listen to, but it wasnt enough. Maybe the form is too suffucating. Then again, I saw The Magic Flute with Joe, and I guess that was an opera, even though it was good.

I started reading The Unbearable Lightness of Being last night. Everyone is in love with this friggin book, and I want to see what all the screaming is about. Back in the fall of 2001, I gave it a shot, but even though its really short and easy to read, I lost interest. I thought there was too much sex. I wanted more Russian tanks and less romance. Later I talked to this guy (Nathan Aloysius) who said that he had read the book before he ever got in a serious relationship, and didnt get it at all. Then, äfter hed gone out with Sara Rimensnyder, he tried again, and loved it.

Now, Ive never gone out with Sara Rimensnyder, but she is a good friend of mine, even though she never responds to my emails. Also, I have some experience with serious relationships now, I am in Prague where the novel is set, Nicole has a copy I can read for free, and she loved it, so I was pretty much primed to like it. Im on about page 80 now. Even though its about 2 fifths plot and 3 fifths author explaining the essence of the characters and of life, its pretty riveting. Now this book could be a good opera.

I really dont understand what I didnt like about it before. Guess I just thought that Tomas was out of his mind with all his philandering, and I didnt care what happened to him or his wife and lovers. Old never been in a relationship before me would have hated to admit it, but maybe I had a few things to learn about life before I could understand this short double spaced huge type book. Who knows, maybe Id even appreciate Brothers Karamazov better if I read it again. I tried to get Hannah to buy that one from an English language bookstore, hoping she would hate it and let me borrow it, but no luck. At least Ill get to read all of Nicoles Kundera and Kafka books.

This time in Prague is enough to kind of make me want to be a student again. Nicole made the good point that I could take correspondance classes to finish my degree, which had never even occurred to me before (Id heard that at UT you have to take your last couple of semesters there, but maybe thats wrong). Im really bad in structured classrooms, but Im pretty good at self-paced classes. Actually, the best was the winter semester I took at Richland College. That packed an entire semester of class into three weeks. You were only supposed to take one class because it was so intensive, but I took two, and then all I had time to do was go to class and do homework. It was Dallas, so there werent too many distractions anyway.

But you all want to hear about Prague. Its dark out now, which is unfortunate. I need to start waking up earlier. Now that my pillows are against the wall, I can sleep again, but I do too much of that. Expats.cz and Prague.tv have no jobs to speak of. I looked up a bunch of hostels, since they might hire someone who only speaks English and has no skills. Ill try that tomorrow. I wish I knew whether or not I am going to find a job here, because if I am not, I dont want to waste time looking. I mentioned the phrase "Bohužel, nemluvim Česky," and she thought it was hilarious that I was taught to say "unfortunately I dont speak Czech," instead of just "I dont speak Czech." Now that I speak perfect Czech, the point is moot now. Tomorrow, Im afraid Ill have to miss the naked drawing class to go to the Brothers Karamazov play. I am currently loving living with Nicole. Turns out my brother may not be able to come to Prague, which is horribly dissapointing. The walk back from the opera last night was very idyllic, with swans, and snow, and castles and bridges. I made Nicole about 20 pounds of potato salad, which I wont touch, because Im afraid white potatoes are what made me sick. I need to go shopping and start cooking creatively again. I think I might be kicked off the computer soon. Three cheers for Prague!

Monday, February 14, 2005

Quick update

Only have one minute before I have to leave to go to an opera with Nicole, but I wanted to give a quick update, since I dont know when Ill be at the internet next.

Marie lives in a very beautiful area in prague. Walking around her neighborhood, I saw some of the best sights to be seen here. People playing football, dogs running in a forest, gorgeous houses on hills, etc.

I have to go to the dorm soon and make a point of not using the internet just to prove to Hannah that I wasnt going over there just to use her internet. The fact that I need to do this shows, however, that that was the reason I was going over there! I do like hanging out with them, however.

One last point on Czech culture, and why I was originally against it. I have this photograph on the wall in mÿ room of a chimpanzee dressed like a soccer player, leaning against the goal, and drinking a beer. Yuval said this was typical Czech humor. That juvenile piece of garbage was typical Czech humor?? What a place!

p.s.

i'm currently loving living with rhys.

layered histories

i'm going to have a go at writing another real entry.

there is a sign in the metro for an exhibit called 'layered histories' that is supposedly on our street, although i've not yet seen it. i've been thinking about that exhibit title though. i think that, if i were called upon to sum up prague in two words, 'layered histories' would probably be the two words i would choose.

an example: one of the many ancient synangogues within a few blocks of my home is called the old-new synagogue. the story of it's name is simple. a long time ago (i don't remember exactly when) when the jewish population of prague was looking for a place to build a new synagogue, they decided upon one location for which they would need to level a small hill. they leveled the hill and were surprised to find the foundation of an older synagogue. they simply used the old ruins as the foundation for their new place of worship. thus, the old-new synagogue.

and i feel that the story of this one building somewhat represents the story of prague. it is just layers upon layers of histories, cultures, dynasties and regimes.

almost every czech person i've spoken with for any length of time has mentioned something about architecture. at first i thought it was coincidence. then i thought it was some strange national preoccupation. and then i realized that OF COURSE everyone is preoccupied with architectual periods and styles here. every building fits into one of several of these periods. the architecture of almost any building in central prague, like the building of the old-new synagogue, tells the story of it's construction. who built it? when? why? what is unique about it? what is uniform? sometimes the buildings that seem the most beautiful are precisely those buildings that 'typify the style of the period.' i'm always disappointed when my favorite buildings are typical. and i'm always amazed too. a typical prague building can outshine a thousand austin houses and offices. i couldn't even begin to describe the extraordinary prague structures.

several of the buildings here are layered. 'to your right you will see a baroque palace, but you will notice that some of the paint has been peeled away to reveal the historical etchings of the renaissance period.' or 'this was built during the gothic period, but the interior has been redone in the baroque style. etc.


the streets are layered. old town square, for instance, has several cellar restaurants. the reason that the cellars are used is that these rooms used to be street levels, but due to excessive flooding, the streets were piled higher and higher with cobble stones, and now they are several feet above their original position.

jan palach square. this is the square where the university is located. it used to be a square dedicated to the red army and communism. there was a large star formed from red flowers in the center of it. now it is named after jan palach, a student at charles university, who, to protest the occupation of czechoslovakia after the warsaw pact, burned himself alive in wenceslas square in january, 1969. since his death, several other young people have immolated themselves in acts of protest.

the metronome. visible from jan palach square (and from several places in prague) is a giant metronome on the top of a hillside. the metronome sits on a stone foundation that was originally built to support an imposing statue of josef stalin. the metronome is there to tell us about the rhythms of time. good bad good bad good bad.

layered histories. rhythms. the old foundation doesn't go away, but something new is put on top of it.

if you look at the prague skyline, your eyes will be drawn to several structures. first, the prague castle. the prague castle! then, the churches. the later they were built, the taller they are. and then, visible from almost anywhere in the city is the TV tower. it is a huge, ugly structure. and impractical. TV towers have an umbrella effect, so everyone under the tower had no television. so why'd they build it so big?

well, the communists were none too fond of christianity. neither were they fond of the pride in the czech national culture. the TV tower, taller than any other structure in prague, visible from anywhere in town, is/was an ironic symbol of the triumph of technology over history and over religion, as evidenced by the now assymetrical skyline.

more on communism in later entries, i'm sure.

the culture here is also layered. it would have to be. if you look at a map (an activity i've been frequently engaging in, now that i bought a european map, although it is all in czech!), you will notice that prague is in the geographical center of europe. it has basically been a dumping ground for all cultures moving in from the east, west, north, and south. it is totally surrounded. there has been a succession of ruling dynasties/regimes here that came from other places. for a long time, german was the language of the elite, and the language of the university. look at kafka- undeniably a czech writer, but he wrote in german.

i read the entire 'unbearable lightness of being' this weekend. i loved it. i want to absorb it and to understand every word. i don't think i would've understood any of it before i came here. it is a prague book, i think. it calls to mind the words of one of my favorite professors 'private lives, public crucibles.' it is about being individuals in a historical world. it is about a small cast of characters struggling to remain small enough to hide or becoming big enough to fight in the context of the crushing weight of communism. in it, prague sucks people in.

two of the characters escape to switzerland. one of them returns, the other knows she won't be able to come back to switzerland, so he follows her back in to prague. now they are both stuck. another character leaves and stays out; she is homeless for the rest of her life.


i guess what i'm trying to say is that the books resonates with me because i'm here and trying as hard as i can to understand what being here means. something about prague- the beauty, the geography, the history, seems to suck everything in and expel very little. hitler came to prague, and instead of destroying the jewish cemetery and all the synagogues, he decided that they would be monuments to a deceased race. maybe this was his reasoning, or maybe he looked around and realized that you can't pull things (cultures, ideas, buildings, histories) away from prague, because they would be made to heavy by the overwhelming gravity of the place.

maybe?


what am i doing here? i've been thinking about this a lot. how do i fit in here? i feel like i should be floating around the place in ballgowns and ridiculous, ornate hairstyles. i spend time in ex-pat hangouts. places i thought i would scorn, but where i feel comforted. it is easy to look to someone next to you at the bar and just speak to them in english. it feels good. it is hard to ask the shopkeeper if they have any zinc. it feels bad.

i took a class on the literature of colonialism last semester and was always annoyed at the characters who stayed in the protective circle of european functions and clubs. so why do i go to expat bars and restaurants? i went to the library and asked how i might go about using the internet without my internet card (i'd forgotten it at home). although the library lady told me she spoke english, she started yelling "your english is too hard for me. i have things to do. i have things to do." and then she said some words in angry czech and walked away. i was so sad and frustrated that i just went home and stayed there.

i've been recognizing unpleasant reactions to the czech people in myself. i feel cautious of them. i feel totally enamored with them. i want to know why they are who they are. but i should probably just see them as people, as individual and different as americans are to each other.

but i can't blame the library lady for yelling at me or the people here for not wanting to help me or speak to me. they all live in a culture that's been repeatedly invaded, if not literally (the austrian empire, nazism, communism), then figuratively. you can't see a mcdonald's disgracing the beautiful squares of the czech republic without your stomach turning. at least i can't.

i am a stranger here. i am an invader. i am an outsider, and an american. but i've been coming to terms with it. i'm not tired anymore. i've paused. and i feel better.

some friends of mine met goldie hawn and kurt russell. the same people also met ll cool j and hung out with his body guards all night at their apartment. this is another part of prague i haven't really figured out how to find. right now i'm focusing on the histories. i mean, ll cool j fits into this city of layered histories as much as the tv tower or even little tiny invader me. but right now i'm not going to try to do it all at once, like i thought i was supposed to. i'm staying here for months. i have time to sleep, and spend a pleasant night reading books with rhys, and write a blog entry (finally!), and have crazy ass dreams. i've been having crazy dreams.

yeah, so i guess i'll stop for now. i want to write about my current romantic situation, as it is almost as frustrating to me as not knowing czech. but i've been writing for a while. i'll leave you with one dream. it was very pretty, and ultimately pretty funny too.

so there were two glaciers and in between them a tiny valley with a still, clear blue pool. things were being thrown into the pool and then they were turning into silver spikes. i thought "i'm practically rich!" but then also, "what on earth would i do with so much silver in a valley between glaciers?" so i left them there to be pretty. it was very pretty. so i just thought i'd mention it to my parents when i was talking to them on the phone because i'd just woken up from this pretty dream and hadn't thought about it or what it meant. they both went "hmmmmm" and then mom said, "maybe you need to find a boyfriend."

ha. or maybe one just needs to come here. we can ballroom dance together, because zdenek's been teaching us.

tonight we're going to the opera.

finally!!!!!

i am currently glutting myself on internet. oh yes. the study abroad office is open. i'm consuming the information superhighway like rhys's tohum tahini potato salad or his hummus, both of which i am addicted to. i am checking myspace and friendster. i'm even reading bulletins. i'm responding to people's emails. it feels so good.

i'm also feeling better in real life. it started on saturday when my friend ginny called. i cheered right up. then we went out to a 'make-out party' where none of us made out, but had lots of fun dancing, which was our initial plan. the next day i woke up and stayed in bed all day. i read 'the unbearable lightness of being.' i finished it. i couldn't put it down. i went to sleep early and slept late and feel better than i have in weeks.

okay one disorganized thought and then i'll write an organized entry.

the language: i felt like i was learning pretty rapidly in my intensive language course. i felt like i had a better grip on the language even than most of my classmates and i felt empowered. then the class ended and i feel like giving up. there were a few refrains in the class that the teacher repeated over and over. when i'm walking around town and hear people speaking in czech, it sounds practically like gibberish. but then i will hear one of the classroom refrains. it sounds probably like one of those american guitar riffs that rhys would hear in those czech songs. it sounds like cliches. it sounds like the charlie brown teacher talking "blah blah blah" and punctuated by simple cliches "blah blah see spot run blah blah the interesting book. the hot water. blah blah. the cold weather. blah"

Sunday, February 13, 2005

One entrance to the info superhighway shut forever... another opens, but for who knows how long?

It appears to be raining and snowing at the same time. Prague just can't make up its mind about anything. I'm just glad I'm inside. I would be soaked to the bone if I were outside taking in the Prague experience. Can see a little bit of it out the window, though. Marie and her "partner" (a guy) are taking me on a walk later, with an umbrella. We are going up one hill to look at other hills. It sounds nice.

Apologies to Yuval, who reads this blog like a fiend, and seemed to take my comments about my Czech culture confusion personally. Well, I did say that Yuval was more into Czech traditions than Czech people, so perhaps that's why. That wasn't a snipe, Yuval, for real. What I meant was this... Dude, Yuval, you made me buy a non-alcoholic beer because you said it would be too weird to not drink a beer with dinner in the Czech Republic. Clearly I'm bound to think this was an oppressive, inferior culture that deserved their Soviet occupation. That Jan guy who set himself on fire, and Milos Foreman, were the only real resistence to the Soviets, I thought. Everyone else was too busy getting drunk at dinner to care about human rights and dignity, I thought. This place is like a communist regime, now, it seemed. Velvet Revolution, I questioned. I'd like to see it! You have to drink beer to eat dinner here? You can drink non-alcoholic beer "for your own personal reasons" but you can't opt out of beer entirely? Marx would be in totalitarian heaven! The Czech people are born slaves to a fermented grain! Sure, macrobiotically, beer may be better than a banana, but who cares? Free to choose, that's what I say! I was ready to change my flight and high-tail it out of here, lest I melt into this rank, intoxicated pot. Later I realized that it's not that strict here, and that's what my comment was about. Maybe I shouldn't have been name dropping. And for that, Yuval, I apologize. I was really intrigued to learn all of that horrible stuff about the Czech traditions, and I had a good time with you, Yuval, for real! I still think of some of the stories you told me, like about the German spy who was in London and said "Yaah?" when tapped on the shoulder. Where did you learn all of this stuff? Seriously, you're like an encyclopedia. It's great!

Okay, now that Yuval is apologized to...

Internet is tricky here. In Austin, I had the UT computer labs, and then my own personal computer in Rachel's loft at Royal. Here I have internet cafes, where I usually can't concentrate because of the sound of money flapping as it flies from my pockets. There's Nicole's study abroad program office, which is usually full of distracting people and has weird hours. Now there is the library, where you have an hour a day, depending on how many people are signed up. There used to be the dorms, but the last time I used the internet there, Hannah drunkenly accused me of using the internet before saying hi to everyone, grabbed my arm, pulled me out of the chair, dragged me across the floor out of her room, and slammed the door. Since then we've patched our tattered friendship, but I will probably never use the internet there again. However, Marie, from Austin, invited me to her apartment for internet today, and that's where I am now. Again, though, the internet comes at a price. Like at the dorms and AIFS, socializing is required. I mean, it's nice. She made me bread with hummus, and gave me carrots and pickles. But I can't just sit here working on stuff un-interrupted. That is a fantasy in Prague.

Last night I had the sort of experience you're supposed to have, if you want to claim that you've "been to Prague." Nicole's friend Anna's boyfriend was in town, and Nicole said that everyone was meeting at this place called Architectu cafe at 7:00. I got out of the library at 7:00, and went straight there, sure that I was going to be embarrasingly late when I arrived at 7:10. The restaurant was, like many of the expats hangs here, in a stoney basement but really fancy like. I looked around and no Nicole and friends. So I went outside to wander around and wait.

Architectu was in a sort of courtyard in Old Town, which was strangely deserted for 7:10 at night. The ground was cobblestone, like in most of Prague, and the Architectu building itself seemed very old fashioned, like an old tailor's shop. There was just a dim light coming from the first floor, throwing the ol' four rectangled window shadow on the ground, adding to the old fashioned look. The roof was pointed, and next to it was a church with a huge steeple. I heard a little bit of Dvorjak playing in the background, for which I gave my imagination mad cred. Turns out, though, the music wasn't in my imagination. I should have known better, this being Prague and all. It was coming from another building in the courtyard, across from Architectu. It had a huge window. I looked inside, but that part of the building was completely dark. I went to the classic wooden door, and that's where the music was coming from. I tried to open it, but it was locked. A song ended, and there was a lot of applause. Obviously it was a live concert, and I'd probably have walked on stage if I'd managed to force the door open. Many thanks to macrobiotics and my wasting muscles!

From the doorway I could watch Architectu to see if Nicole and everyone got there. So I sat, leaned against the door, and listened to the rest of the concert, staring at the clouds, the steeple, the shadow from the window, and this wooden walkway that went from the concert building to Architectu. The whole time I was very self-conscious about how this was a very Prague experience, and how I was going to write a blog entry about it to prove I didn't just sit around the apartment all day. I even took notes on the experience to make sure I remembered the details of the beauty, and all the profound insights I was having. I tried to think of interesting things I could say about clouds and old buildings. I was having a Prague moment, but as usual, I was out of the moment, trying to think of ways to exploit the moment later for praise about what a good observant person I am, and how only I know how to truly live.

Someone on a walking tour with us the day before said, "I would love to be in Prague hundreds of years ago. But I guess it would look the same. And that's the beauty of it!" She also complained that she could never go back to the states now that she's been here and seen how civilizations should be organized. I guess I could say something like that, but that would be completely out of character. Honestly, at first I thought the old historical buildings were too trying too hard to be all old and historical. "Functional U.S. buildings are tons better," I thought. "Can't wait to get back to the states where there's a place for everything and everything has its place!" I was offended that hardly any of the buildings here serve their original purpose. It's absurd to see this really old building and look at the window to see this woman at a computer. There should be a dragon in there torturing people on racks in a dungeon! Half of the front of the Tyn Church, this gorgeous gothic castle in old town, is surrounded by shops, like a protective moat! (the tour, revealed, however, that these tourist gift shop buildings have been around since the late 1800s!)

Now, though, I'm starting to appreciate how old this city is, and how it's wonderful that even a common public library has all this amazing architecture to explore. I started to come to terms with it last night while listening to Dvorjak on this cobblestone street looking at the clouds and steeple. Those people inside listening to the concert are suckers, I thought. This is how the music was intended to be experienced. With the sky as your ceiling! At least, that's what I'll write in my blog, I figured, because it makes me look like I'm into beauty, and have a greater understanding of art than most people. Later, when the concert was over, I went to the entrance, and saw that the concert looked free. Then I felt like the sucker. God, I could have just walked in and sat in an actual chair like a human being, and instead I was just hunched against a door, straining to hear. But seriously, imagine it, readers. Me, hunched, taking notes in my notepad, alone, pensive, staring at the clouds in Prague while passionate strings played. If there were any flies on the wall watching that scene of the real me, surely they are all in love now. What an artist I am! So tortured and unique!

Nicole and her friends eventually showed up, an hour late. Sure, I had to wait around for an hour, but I wasn't complaining. "I just saw the real Prague, guys. What have you been up to?" "Oh, nuthin'." Hah! Who here squeezes as much as he can out of life? You, Rhys. You.

More facts about life here

I forgot some stuff about Prague...

Old Town square is even more beautiful when it is overcast. Its been overcast lately, so walking around has been quite nice. I think Im losing the farmers tan I got and could never quite lose after driving to Los Angeles without air conditioning.

The Irish have apparently won some big game. There was a lot of cheering coming from "Irish Pub." I tried to go inside to see what it was all about. There was a "football" game on, and people were watching it. It was too crowded, so I had to leave. Plus, I dont look at all Irish so I felt endangered.

I wear my glasses a lot more here. Not because my vision is worse or anything. I just want to get my moneys worth from this place.

There is a play version of The Brothers Karamazov here somewhere. I desperately want to see it. Nicole refuses because its in Czech, and says it would be depressing to not understand the words. But Mel Gibson wanted to put out The Passion without subtitles for some reason or another, and I feel like Brothers K is dramatic enough, like the Bible, to get the gist from the action on stage. It being in Czech is definitely a minus, and the amusement of seeing it in another language probably wears thin after a while, but this is my favorite book. Plus, I watch low quality Czech TV here, and dont feel alienated or bored by it. "One of the best ways to avoid homesickness is to engage yourself in the culture." Actually thats a quote from Nicole. Im not trying to use that to convince her to come to Brothers K. I just think it was a good point that applied here.

I have a radio in my room. So far the Czech music Ive listened to has been very good. Its kind of like Magnetic Fields (the albums, not them live) mixed with In Flight Movie and Sgt. and Nurse. Not really, but sometimes I catch a famous american guitar riff amongst all the Czech strumming. Nicole made the point that the Czech language doesnt lend itself too well to balads. Its hard to sing about love when you just sound like "ýřšáěýřáé tčáééřz spatyz!"

Did you know Prague was bombed by the allies during WWII?? They thought it was Dresden and bombed it for three minutes before they realized. Maybe it was advanced punishment for getting taken over by the Soviets later. But still. Bombing the Faust house was NOT NECESSARY, guys. Everyone talks about how fantastic WWII was, and how holy the allies were, but not me man. If Id accidentally come here in a time machine instead of a plane and ended up in Prague in 1945, I could be dead right now, and the US airforce would be to blame. But seriously, good we got Hitler and all that. Need I go on a rant talking about how evil Hitler is? I will if I need to. Its definitely worth repeating. I only have 5 minutes left at the library, though, four actually, and I dont know how many original things I can say about Hitler. Ill just leave it at this. Goes without saying how evil Hitler is. I wish hed never existed.

Im using the internet at the library. Its a dollar a month, and you can sign up for one hour sessions. Im confused about the rules. They have signed me up for three sessions today, but later told me you can only sign up for one "per book." Also, a lot of people stay in place after the hour is up, so they must know something we dont. I have a feeling the hours pass faster for us internet users, than the people who assign us to the internet. Another thing... this is not just a typical library. Its an ancient building. Walking around the deserted second floor seemed like going back in time. There are old faded religious murals on the walls, and cracks and decay. Look out the windows and you see statues of saints with spikes on their heads, not because they were martyrs, but to keep away the birds and the Slovaks. Theres also a bathroom upstairs. You have to turn in your coat and bag just to come into the library, and for that purpose are the grizzly looking coat and hat ladies. They get pissed if you throw a monkeywrench into the system. Once, I gave them my coat but then realized that my notebook was in it and I needed it. So I asked for my coat back, took out the notebook, and then gave my coat and bag back to them. Oh my god. You should have been there. They said some pretty awful things to me in that language of theirs. The guy next to me was Czech and he laughed. Too afraid to look me in the eyes when he laughed, but he laughed nonetheless. They took my bag and coat back very reluctantly. And then today, when I left earlier, the especially mean looking one (who actually is the slightly nicer one) pointed to my bag and asked me something in Czech. I nodded, because she seemed to be talking about my bag, but then she gave me an umbrella with all of my stuff. I tried to leave without the umbrella, but then she yelled after me. I kept saying "ne" and shaking my head, but she kept yelling until I left. Again someone laughed at me. People are always laughing at us here. But its cool. Im happy, guys.

Facts about Prague (many food related)

The word for chickpea means "outsider." Obviously its not grown here. Its still pretty cheap, though, and I make hummus for our apartment whenever we run out.

Mung beans are the cheapest bean.

Cabbage is the cheapest vegetable.

Millet is the cheapest grain.

Bananas are a more highend fruit here, and are not ridiculously cheap as they are in Texas.

Walnuts are the cheapest nut, far cheaper than almonds, which are the cheapest nut in the states (not counting peanuts which are legumes anyway, and highly subsidized in the US).

Burdock doesnt exist here, but there is another strange root vegetable here that I havent tried yet.

Nori, the cheapest seaweed in Texas, is the second cheapest seaweed here. The surprise is that one of my favorite seaweeds, wakame (very good for the female reproductive system by the way), is the very cheapest.

Tohum tahini (unrefined brown sesame tahini) and white tahini are the same price, and are equally as available here. I get tohum tahini for hummus and potato salad (which I havent dared to make since I got sick) and for a while was eating it straight. I love it, though not as much as Nicole, who claims to be addicted to it. I made a beet tahini vegetable sauce for whole wheat pasta the other day, and she literally cant stop eating it. Okay, not literally. Shes out of town now and probablz eating fried cheese. She thinks that my destiny is to open a Hideout style place with a cafe and theatre and cook for it.

There are two purely vegetarian grocery stores that I know of, Country Life and Albio. Country Life is cheaper and better in every way. For a while I thought this one woman who worked there was ripping me off with a secret override button on her laser scanner that jacked up the prices on bulk item barcodes. I insisted that she go through every item on the receipt with me, because I thought most of them had been rung up wrong. She did, and approved every item. I just had to go along with it because I dont know Czech, but I was still suspicious. Since then, every bulk item I buy is more expensive than I think it will be. Which means that I must just be completely out of my mind.

Nicole and I have heard rumors of a grocery store somewhere that has spinach. Still, I have yet to see any greens here, and sqaush and sweet potatoes are the other staples that I miss. I think about food a lot.

So what about Prague for you non foodies out there? Lets see...

You may think youre standing in a pedestrian area, but then all of a sudden a car will be driving on those cobble stones right beside you and all the pedestrians will scatter.

The cross walks make clicking noises, both to indicate walk and dont walk. Sometimes at night when youre by yourself, it sounds like music.

It stopped snowing here a while ago and hasnt been all that cold lately. However, the one place where the snow never leaves is near the dorms. Theres a statue of Johannes Kepler there. Not sure if that is a clue.

The countrys culture isnt nearly as oppressive and monolithic as I previously stated. The only reason I thought it was was Yuval, who seems to be more into Czech traditions than the Czech people themselves are. Still, I dont think this is the best place to raise a kid. Better than a U.S. suburb obviously, but youd do much better in maybe Brattleboro or Brooklyn or even Austin.

Every dog I see here just gets fluffier and fluffier. This is obviously a good country for raising a dog. Czech dogs are very well behaved and very adorable and never bark. European dogs are into nudity and are very liberated in general.

The ys and zs are switched on the keyboards here. Requires a lot of on the spot editing.

People are into nudity here, though I havent seen any naked people, thank goodness. Theres that informal life drawing class I mentioned earlier. And Marie, this woman from Austin who lives here now, wants me to come to a sauna with her and her boyfriend. Sounds like fun, but the catch is... zou have to be naked! I know I talked big on the whole life drawing modeling thing, but when it comes down to it, I dont think Im liberated and European enough zet.

Times up at the library. However, Marie says I can use her internet at her house sometime. Hopefully there wont be a bunch of naked people steaming themselves all over the place.

In defense of staying at home

There has been some controversy of late, stemming from previous entries in which Nicole seemed to have suggested that I do nothing but stay in the apartment all day. First of all, the implication itself was false. In all the days and weeks Ive been here, only on one of them did I choose not to leave the apartment. This was at the peak of my sickness == I got a cold from the beer, nightshades, and lack of sleep == and I decided it would be better to stay in and rest. I figured out why I was having insomnia, my bed has no headrest so my pillows kept falling off, I fixed the problem and I wanted to take advantage of a much nicer sleeping situation. Plus, Id gone out with Nicole and her friends one night when I was sick, we got lost and it took us forever to get anywhere, and I felt bad and got horrible chills. I was certainly not going to go out just to keep up sanity appearances.

Then a couple of days ago, there was another day where I stayed in most of the day. That was when Nicole got concerned. The thing is, it was because I finally had the guts to plug in my computer here, it didnt blow up, and I was doing a ton of writing that I was really happy with. Plus, I was still sick. I wasnt concerned about being stuck inside, I wasnt concerned about wasting the prague experience, but to Nicole it looked bad. "Did you leave the apartment todaz?" "No, not zet. But I read a book about Pol Pot, and have been humming The Internationale and practicing marches in my long underwear." RED FLAG! Hes on the road to selfdestruction!

Staying inside has a bad wrap. Especially since when youre in a new country, youre supposed to be out exploring and meeting new people and seeing churches and museums and learning prague legends on the streets and so on. If you dont do these things all the time, you are chastized for wasting your precious time abroad, and are considered a coward with no initiative who is frightened of his-her new environment, or depressed, or just letting life go to waste.

But I came here to write. In Austin, I felt like I was being uncreative and unproductive, because even though I was having lots of ideas, I was writing nothing. My life there was great, but I want to be a writer. If I leave here with most of even a first draft of a script, or a book or a play, I will know my time was spent well here, even if I dont speak a word of Czech (too late for that, I already speak a word of Czech), know how to brew my own beer, or where all the great clubs are. This week Ive been in a great writing mood, something I havent been in for a long time. I dont think its the city of Prague thats inspired me. I think its the fact that I dont know anybody and dont go out as much.

I would write more, but my time is almost up at the library. This is a message for Nicole... Dont worry about me. I am going to be okay. I am not depressed, I am not desperetly lonely, and I am not wasting my time here. You dont have a special responsibility for me, you have no blame if I have a bad time, and anyway, Im having a good time and am definitely glad I came. Thanks for inviting me!

Friday, February 11, 2005

update on lonely sad

i know people are probably worried because i made us sound sad and/or lonely. and this is true. but i'm also not sad and not lonely. there is so much to do here and so many interesting places and people. it's just hard sometimes. but if you recall, i left austin because it was too easy, so i guess i'm getting what i wanted. i think i'd feel a lot better if i knew how i was supposed to go about having a job for when i get back. and whether i'll be able to find one. i want to teach literature in private schools, for those of you who didn't know.

see the other problem is that i have such limited time with the internet that it's been difficult to feel connected to the world. i never realized how much i rely on internet. especially now that i need to find a job. and now i'm at the dorm using the internet, but all my friends are around so i don't have time to write a proper blog. i'll figure some sort of schedule out soon, i'm sure. i will figure something out soon, i'm sure. meanwhile, the cast of characters continues to build in interesting ways. we had another walking tour with zdenec, which was terrific, of course. we had dance lessons with zdenec too. we're going to a ball! this was also terrific. i think zdenec is probably the most positive influence in my life right now. everytime i'm feeling stressed and i see him, he calms me down immediately. he's full of all of this quiet wisdom. and he's so positive and grandfatherly. he called me his granddaughter.

okay okay i have to go. hannah kicked rhys off the internet the other day because she thought he was using her for her internet, so i feel a little self-conscious that she thinks i'm using her too. so i'll go and try to get to the library tomorrow to write more.

in other news: HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOM!!!!!!!!!!

p.s. rhys has left the house. he was just feeling sick and now he's feeling better, so everything is fine there.

Thursday, February 10, 2005

things

i've been feeling down. the other night i had a dream that i was in prison. i wasn't unhappy, but i was in prison. i feel totally disconnected with my environment and everyone around me. i feel disconnected from my friends because the live in the dorm and i live in an apartment. i feel disconnected from rhys because him and i are having such different experiences here right now. i feel totally disconnected from my future because i'm supposed to be planning it, but i don't know how. i have such limited phone and internet access. i don't understand how to use my phone. i don't know how long i can talk on it. i don't know how much it will cost. all my instructions are in czech. and, obviously, i feel disconnected from my home. i'm not at home.

all this being said, i don't understand how i could've very well put myself in the world without having this experience... these feelings of alienation and frustration. i've separated most of my experiences here into five categories.

things that are totally good:
-my classes
-the beauty of prague
-finally getting abroad for more than just a few weeks

things that are good-bad (they feel good, but have bad consequences):
-fried cheese
-candy bars
-pivo (that's the czech word for beer)

things that are bad-good (that is, they seem really bad, but will have good consequences):
-feeling alienated (i will learn from this)
-not knowing czech
-not knowing my way around
-not having internet (hopefully i will learn to be more resourceful)
-being forced to figure things out

things that are bad-bad:
-not having internet (it is finally dawning on me that i may not be able to find a job for next year because of this problem. i've already missed out on a scholarship)
-not understanding important things like my phone
-financial issues
-not knowing when people can come visit (i don't know when i'll be out of town for interviews hopefully)
-no free water with meals (i've been so dehydrated)

and things i don't know yet:
-not having internet (well, i might find a job)

i've been tired. very tired. i'm thinking that maybe i should've lived at the dorms. i think i'd feel better if i was with those girls all the time, but they've been forming stronger bonds at the dorm and meeting new friends while i feel just constantly out of it. rhys stays at home all day. i feel bad about this. i feel sort of guilty. i know he's been sick. but i feel like i should be a program director or something. but i also think he ought to take the initiative to get out there and do stuff himself too. i know we both know this. i'm just frustrated with my whole situation right now.

then again, i'm really happy that i'm living in an apartment. it is a lot more comfortable, not just for me and rhys, but also for potential visitors. it is in a very nice location. it forces me to be alone more, which is probably good. i have way more privacy than i would at the dorms. and way more space. but it's a lot more expensive too.

i know whine whine whine. i'm in prague! and i really do love it here. my lit professor gave us a big lecture today about prague and being in prague (it was our first class). i learned a lot of interesting facts and things in this class.

he said that there are four stages to adapting to a new country. first, there is the enchantment and the nice surprise. you look around and you see beauty; you don't need to understand the story, you just soak up the atmosphere. soon, though, you start feeling lost. i think i'm at this stage right now. then you get over the crisis and you no longer feel like a foreigner. it is almost like an elation. then you balance out into a state of normalcy. boy am i ready for that! right now i'm just mostly stressed out about how on earth i'll be able to find a job for when i return! what will i do next year?! i have a headache.

i have a lot more to say, but i'm stressed out right now. i think i need a nap.

outside our house

this is a picture of the franz kafka statue that stands to the side of the jewish museum, which is right by our apartment.

Monday, February 07, 2005

a walking tour of the old town- long entry

i have so much to say, but no plan for how to say it. and it is very noisy and anxious where i am right now, so my mind is currently blank. okay okay. let me think. i could start with impressions.

they (the study abroad staff) say that the third week is when the homesickness starts kicking in. my homesickness is kicking in. this does not mean that i'm unhappy; i'm most certainly not unhappy. all it means is that i'm spending time thinking about what and who i miss in the states. here is a list of what i miss:

1. showers with hot water and shower curtains
2. delicious tofu on every corner
3. leafy greens leafy greens
4. my stereo
5. internet in my room
6. being warm outside
7. understanding what people are saying
8. people who respond positively to smiles
9. americana (yes, it's true)

here is a list of who i miss:
1. family and dog
2. amy, brazos, bob, and d'arcy mostly, because these are the people i saw the most. although i miss all my other friends too, of course.
3. kristen! (it was fun in birmingham for the first time in years because of how much time i got to spend with kristen)
4. guy.

here are the things i love about prague most right now:
1. my friends here, including rhys, who is also a friend from there
2. horka cokolada (hot chocolate)
3. learning a new, beautiful language
4. fried cheese (it is so good and so bad at the same time)
5. abc (a magazine from the 80's that they have for 5 kc in old bookstores (which is probably around 20 cents in american money) that has tons of crazy pictures inside.
6. walking in an unknown direction and almost always ending up in old town square
7. old town square, josefov, and czech history

the other day, rhys, kristen darling (the girl who was destined to be my best friend here, i think), and i went on a walking tour of the old town. we ended up in old town square (of course) after seeing about five different places that kafka lived. evidently, the kafka family enjoyed moving frequently. i'm glad we went on the tour, because even though i'd been to old town square before, i'd only thought of it as a touristy sort of place with overpriced hats and gloves and horka cokolada around every bend. turns out that it used to be a place where big things happened. well, first of all, kafka lived in almost every building around the square. mozart's lady friend was born in the building right in front of the tyn church. albert einstein also lived in old town square, and frequented a coffee shop that is now a bookstore.

in the center of the square is a large statue dedicated to jan hus, the first rector of charles university, who was executed for heresy in 1415. he was burnt at the stake in old town square. the statue shows him looking towards where he was executed. on one side of the statue (the side that faces towards the execution spot), there is a group of people who look like they are in agony. on the other side, facing the old church, are a group of people who look happy. zdenek, our tour guide/guru, said that if you walk around the statue, it reflects the history of the czech people, good bad good bad good bad. battles were fought in old town square. several people were executed. mozart and einstein walked on the same cobble stones that i do nearly every day. demostrations for communism (and probably against, although i've not studied these yet) were held. presidents spoke from the balconies of century old buildings. and this place is exactly 2.5 minutes walking from our apartment.

before we reached old town square, zdenek gave us a short lesson on architecture. he said the beauty of the architecture creates a harmony, like in music, which sings to you. he said the buildings sing to each other and also sing to you. and life is about finding harmony with yourself and with what is around you. he also taught us to remember rgrb, the four letters that indicate the order in which different architectural styles were popular. roman, gothic, renaissance, baroque.

on our tour, we crossed by the library, where we might be able to use the internet, which also has classical concerts, and then saw the old municipal building. there was a statue of the rabbi leow, which was designed by the same artist who made the statue in old town square. this particular statue was removed during the nazi occupation, because the rabbi was, of course, jewish, and this was unacceptable. the statue is black and sort of ugly. it looks like a gnarled old man who is melting into his robes.

rabbi loew was the chief rabbi of prague during outbreaks of the black plague. one night he walked into the jewish cemetery and saw a white shrouded figure (who was death) with the names of who was to die the next day written on a sheet of paper. rabbie loew saw the list, and saw his own name on the bottom of it, so he snatched it from the hands of death and ripped it to pieces. death told him that he'd escaped this time, but that they would meet again. the intelligent rabbi, very much afraid of meeting death again, constructed a device that would tinkle everytime death came near, and it was by this device that he was able to live for almost a century. one day the rabbi's family and young granddaughter came to visit him. he was so happy that he forgot to keep his device near him. his granddaughter handed him a rose, which he happily accepted, but death was hiding in a drop of dew on the rose. when he smelled the rose, he finally died. according to some religious people, the rabbi loew's spirit stays near his grave in the jewish cemetery, and if you go to it, you will see several pieces of white paper folded into the stone. zdenek says that if you are in need of help, you can write a wish on a piece of paper and rabbi loew may grant your wish for you.

zdenek says that there are several portals to upper world in prague, and if you are open to them, you can find them.

prague is almost too much. it is too hard to communicate, too hard to understand why the streets always take you back to old town square, too hard to understand how i fit into this city that has so many centuries of such intense history. i've spent so long writing this entry and i already realize what i've left out. there is just too much here. i love it. i'm also homesick. i love being homesick. i could really go for a nice steamy hot shower though. and some tofu.

here's a picture of me and kristen darling on a bus:



and here's me and zdenek in moravia:

Sunday, February 06, 2005

The Czech people

Yesterday Nicole and I spotted five people wearing hats with floppy ears. I spoke too soon.

Here is Nicole with all her friends who are girls:

Saturday, February 05, 2005

Prague is full

If all the statues in the world were to come to life and start attacking people, Prague would be a horrible place to be. The whole city would have to escape to Prague 8. If all the statues in the world were to come to life and carry people to and from their jobs, on the other hand, Prague would be the pefect place to be. Here's me at an old clock.



Today we went to a museum to look at a bunch of art like this:



Aldolph Hoffmeister. To call him a pretty good artist is to resort to language when only thoughts will do. Talking about Adolph Hoffmeister would be like listening to a silent movie, or watching a music video. It doesn't do him justice. I could say that his art was absurd, intense, political, beautiful, retrospective, futuristic, realistic, abstract, anti-facist, pro-totalitiarian, satiric, gloryfying, and loving, in varying combinations of each, but again... words. A typical Hoffmeister work: an abstract blob surrounded by other abstract objects in an abstract world looking at a realistic photo of a man. Only in Prague could you see art like this.

I think I'm getting a cold. The first since I went macrobiotic. Now that I eat white potatoes everyday, maybe I'm not macrobiotic anymore. Guess I am making sacrifices. Sweet potatoes, squash, and all forms of greens (collards, spinach, kale, etc etc) seem to be completely non-existent here. More obscure vegetables, like celery root, are surprisingly common. I'm going to make red lentils, carrot ginger millet, and whole wheat pasta with seitan, vegetables, and beet-tahini sauce tomorrow. This is the sort of thing I'll make in New York, except with almond butter instead of tahini. Unlike some people, I do not find it hilarious when Joe has a reaction.

I haven't had much luck finding a job here. Maybe it's my technique (I just go into stores, go to the person in charge, and ask if there are any openings), but people seem either horrified or angry whenever I inquire about a job. At the Franz Kafka cafe, the woman gave me a frightened expression and shook her head. Most other places say, "No! Ve're fool!" From now on I'm going to have a resume and ask for an application.

Oh, I met that filmmaker guy, and all his fantastic cosmopolitan friends (sweden, italy, new york, and london in the house). I should write a longer entry about them. I was all ready to write them off as a lot more pretentious than me, but it turns out they were only around as pretentious as me. They were actually really good people, and didn't mind that I just sat there and said nothing, like I usually do when I meet new people. My favorites were the Swedes Olga and her boyfriend. Actually, I didnt have a chance to talk to her boyfriend. Just thought I'd mention his existence. I asked Olga if she liked Sweden, and she laughed and said, "No. Everyone there is into being the same. Nobody wants anybody to be more than anybody else. Everyone is jealous. I am eccentric. I love passion, and extremes. Sweden is too bland." (or something to this effect. Dont quote her on it!) Later she talked about how horrible it must be to live in the United States. We're going to see their band on Monday night.

The Londoner invited me to her house for informal figure drawing. You don't have to be a good artist. You just have to not freak out about there being a naked person in the middle of the room. I am not going to that one alone.

Here's Nicole on a bridge with a castle in the background. No, not the bridge, but yes, the castle:

So this is us having the time of our lives in Prague



This is what Prague looks like. Everyone wears those hats with the floppy ear covers here. Actually, nobody does, except for Nicole in this photo, and me the rest of the time. I thought everybody wore them here, which is why I got it. But no, still out of place here. We're in the study abroad dorm in this photo. Can you believe Nicole would have lived in this hole had I not come along?

I have a phone now (420-737-970-285). I got to choose the number, and that's the one I picked. I tried to negotiate a 512 area code so Austin people could call for free, but the language barrier made it too confusing, and I got stuck with this really long number. It's free for me to receive calls, so if anybody stumbles across a phone card...................... I also have a three month metro pass, so I'll have to wait on living out my fantasy of getting caught passlessy by the metro policie, calling them "communist-ska!" (a word I made up meaning female communist), escaping at the next stop, and thumbing my nose at them. I might pretend not to have a pass just so I can do that anyway. Down with the $ysteM, man.

Prague is showing a lot more promise. The problem up until now has been that all I do is wander aimlessly and go grocery shopping at Tesco. Last night Nicole and I accidentally wandered into an art opening where a bunch of fancy-pants Czech intellectuals were squinting at computer-generated pixelated color swirls that the artist claimed, in a statement posted on the wall, were visions inspired by the cosmic consciousness, which she taps into from time to time. At first I thought I'd discovered the first hint of pretention in Prague, but then I realized it must have been a culture difference. There was also a large cloth crucifix on the ground inside of a Star of David built of candles, and underneath a Star of David built of white string all spider webby coming from the ceiling. Nicole and I both agreed that it was unfair for there to be two Stars of David and only one cross. Just kidding. Neither of us thought that. The only problem with that part of the exhibit was that it took up most of the middle of the floor, and people kept accidententally kicking the star of David. There is a special ring of hell reserved for people who commit accidents like that. One group even got trapped in the Star of David stringy web, at which point the artist pounced and lectured them about the global mind, seeing beneath the surface of reality, and commercialism. "Ignorance of the future is no excuse," she concluded.

The best part was the chips and salsa, hard to come by in the Czech republic. They also had fried sardines to grab by the handful. I couldn't really see what they were, so I said, "Nicole, what's that?" "Not vegan," she said. Man, was that an understatement. I didn't go for them. It's actually not that hard to stay vegan here. All you have to do is only eat vegan food. In fact, this place is arguably more vegan than Austin. Country Life is a restaurant and grocery store that is completely meat and dairy free. Suck on that, Wheatsville! They even had free samples of their vegan cheese. Otherwise, free samples are almost unheard of here, as is bin grazing, which has required a huge lifestyle change for me. I think I'm becoming a better person. I do miss the free carob energy bars, though.

Tonight I'm supposed to meet this artist expat america hating filmmaker type guy. I think he reads this blog, so that's all I'll say for now. People reading this blog really cramps our style!

PS: Nicole is addicted to my tohum tahini potato salad. That salad has occupied most of our thoughts and conversations here. She's probably put on about 20 pounds since I started making it every day, which must be why she hasn't blogged about it yet....

Thursday, February 03, 2005

p.s.

i forgot to mention that we took our intensive czech language course test today and i think i did really well, so i'm officially fluent in czech now! yes!
oh, and along that line, i misspelled ctvrtek in a previous entry and also called it wednesday, when it is really thursday. and, oh!, horror of horrors, the word for icecream is also impossible to pronounce in the human tongue. it is spelled zmrzlina. hey, i'd like two scoops of zmrzlina please!

cultural events

my study abroad program finds and pays for events for us. so far, we've been served dinner twice, taken to moravia (brno, to be exact), and taken to a ballet (swan lake, last night) and a hockey game (sparta vs. slavia, the night before last).

at the hockey game, we learned how czech people root for sports teams. they acquire large phallic yellow balloons that say 'seimens' on them and bang them together in rhythm to early 90's american music (nirvana, g&r, etc.). then they jump up and down like they are on pogo sticks and keep banging their balloons together. we were rooting for sparta, because that was who we were told to root for. but, unlike my previous impressions of sparta (as a highly organized and effective militaristic society), the sparta hockey team players were sub-par. at one point, the goalie got knocked down and just stayed on the ground, like he was taking a nap or something. the cheerleaders were even more ridiculously lazy. the first thing they did when they came out was lift one knee up, and one of them fell down. then she got up and shrugged. i wish i could show you, rather than describe their dances, because i don't know how i could translate this into words. they stood with one foot pretty much in place and did sort of half-assed squats and turns and then would lift one arm up at a time, like monkeys. they'd also quit dancing mid-move sometimes. in other words, they were incredible. the hockey game was superfun, even though my favorite hockey team (sparta) was demolished by slavia.

then last night, when we went to the ballet, i was again totally riveted by dancing, but this time it was flawless. i'd never seen a ballet before, and though i couldn't really figure out what was happening in swan lake, i wasn't bored for a second. i kept thinking of hal in 'henry IV' mainly because he was a prince who wanted to spend his leisure time with his subjects (like falstaff). i thought that our study abroad field trips would reflect a typical week for hal, if he were alive today. we did the hoighty toighty high art ballet thing, but we also didn't leave out the dirty, primal sporting events. the thing about swan lake is that i really couldn't figure for the life of me what interest the swan lady could possibly have in that boring, over-sentimental, not very manly man. but i guess she liked him a lot, otherwise she wouldn't have flapped her arm-wings so violently when, for some reason, she had to dance in the opposite direction from him.

oh i forgot to mention this. at the hockey game, we couldn't find our seats, and the directions they gave us were to 'go behind the sausages.' so we went look for sausages, only to find that they were EVERYWHERE. we were in a stadium full of sausages. literal sausages, not metaphorical. though i'm sure there were several of those too.

i wish that rhys could come with us on all of our field trips. i've been scoping it out, and i think that he may be able to come on some of them for free, and others he may just have to pay a little bit to come. it would be fun to have him at the events.

i know it doesn't sound like it from his blogs, but i think rhys will end up having a really good time here. we're getting along great (as far as i can tell) and my friends really get along with him too and i don't think he feels unincluded or anything. and we're in prague, for ****sake. it is beautiful here.

so we're all starting to plan out our spring breaks. i'm between going hiking on trails in slovakia (you can stop in towns every night and i hear there are also hot springs) or going to croatia. lots of folks want to go to budapest too, but that's so close that we could go there for a long weekend. i guess slovakia is close too, though, huh?

okay okay. i have things to do.

I just don't know about this world.

Why can't everything just be easy and right and good? If I were a mormon and could create my own world when I died, it would not look like this one. Okay, I'd steal a few ideas from this world. Okay, okay, actually a lot of ideas. Okay, okay, okay this world is perfect in its own little way. It's just... MAN!

Wednesday, February 02, 2005

Prague is the best city in the known world

Nicole made me write that title. The truth is, I am sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo hungry! At least before, when I wasn't eating, I was used to not eating so I didn't mind. But then on Sunday night I cooked all this stuff and my stomach got used to food again. And so far today it hasn't had any, and it's already 3:00. If I were still in the states, I wouldn't be hungry, because it would be 8:00. Nicole and I were going to eat at Country Life today, a little nostalgia for the Czech countryside I suppose, but then she ate some of the potato salad I made (with, yes, white potatoes... the sacrifices I've had to make here!) and now she's not hungry. So I have to wait until she gets hungry again, which could be days. Not only that, but I'm thirsty. Parched practically. And I don't have a phone. The metrocard that Yuval gave me expires in 25 minutes. Yesterday I had to buy a casserole dish, tupperware, and a food grater. "Fully furnished"? Ha! The snow melted and now it's just wet. And I'm sleepy. I also don't have a job yet. This city is beating me down, down, down. The people here are all pickpockets. It costs like $20 to wash your clothes here. There was a coup and now the communists are in power again. There are all these crazy rules now. It used to be an 800kc fine for not having a metropass. Now it's 800 lashings. Foreigners will be expelled pretty soon. Some are being shot. They're erecting statues of that kid from Rushmore. I hate that kid from Rushmore. My knee itches. My nose is dry. Quinoa is too expensive here. The farmer's markets aren't actually run by farmers at all. Casa de Luz is far better than any restaurant here. Gates was supposed to pay Nicole $30, but he only paid her $20. I don't even know how to begin prostituting myself here. I probably won't figure it out until it's too late anyway. Lord, I'll probably accidentally eat some cheese at some point. I can't find an adapter/converter for my computer that won't blow up the apartment, so I can't write. There's so much joy here, I don't know what to do with it. I live a couple of blocks from the Jewish Cemetary, and it's walled in so that I can't see it, which is much worse than it being not there at all. There's a Kafka statue even closer to our apartment, of Kafka sitting on top of a headless suit, and it gives me nightmares. Last night I dreamt I was sky diving and I didn't pay attention to where I was going, and I landed on some trees. I tried a new blanket last night and it had dust on it so it gave me the sniffles. There's a pizza party somewhere in Prague and we're missing it. I bet sushi night was great at Casa yesterday. I bet pizza night will be almost as good this Saturday. I've been reading about Pol Pot and Angelica's Kitchen. Pol Pot was perhaps the second worst leader in world history. Vaclav Haval was obviously the first worst. I haven't read Boy's Life yet, so Rachel can't be too happy about that. Most of my friends and all of my lovers are in cities other than Prague. I miss them. Especially the lovers. I wish I could download food. I bet you can do that in the states. Nicole and I might go to Translyvania and meet some real live vampires. I could probably get a job washing dishes in a sausage restaurant. Nicole, stop looking over as I type this. It's a surprise. Last night we went to the coolest techno club in the world, The Roxy. I had never seen so much unapologetically bad dancing in my life. People really express themselves with their arms here, because their language is so impossible to understand, and one guy should have been an elasto superhero the way his arms flailed about. These two guys on ecstasy kept giving each other high fives, and one of them would slap the ass of any woman who walked by. I was going to slap his ass as revenge, but then he disappeared. Hannah and I sat on the balcony and critiqued every individual dancer so mercilessly that we were no longer allowed to dance, for fear of being hypocritical. I got tipsy and became a genius again. I got all the beans and grains and pasta and brown rice syrup and tahini and tempeh that we could ever need for only $20. I discovered the best cookie in the world, which is tohum tahini, oats, walnuts, raisens, and wheat germ. You just mix everything together and don't even have to cook it. If you think Prague 1 is great, just wait until you see Prague 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13 and 14. Prague gets progressively better the higher the number. Except for Prague 8, which has too much food and not enough bombs. Brooke's sister is back with her host family. I'm going to apply at some English bookstores and expat bars. And there's another vegetarian restaurant with a store attached, albio, that we'll hopefully go to today. Bio is organic. Rachel's practically on the plane right now. I've been having tons of good story and play ideas here. I found an internet cafe that forgot to charge me. Yuval took me to a bar called the shot out eye, which was perhaps the best bar I'd ever seen. I didn't like that Yuval forced me to buy a beer, since he's so convinced that not drinking here is a crime, but I've forgiven him. Now he's in Budapest, having the time of his life. We'll go there some time. It won't be as good as Prague, but it has caves, so it will be pretty awesome. I had a flying dream last night. Maybe we'll find a cheap typewriter. The communists are doing some good things, like legalizing slavery. Nobody is forced into slavery, but if you wish to become a slave and give up all your self-determination for the rest of your life, you can choose to do so. "Free to Choose" is their slogan. They are also building a monorail. Prague is good for my skin. Czech TV is the best. To come to this computer, I got to ride the coolest thing ever... constantly moving elevators. There's no door, you just step on, and then when you see your floor, you step off. Amazing that they have something that requires such coordination in a country so sloshed with beer. The Czechs are alright.

So things are definitely looking up. Still hungry though.